He's probably my age. I've been spending a lot of time recently Price-Is-Righting my way around everything. I'll best-guess that guy's income, how many boyfriends she's had, his accumulated frequent-flyer miles, and any other quantifiable spec of personal data that I know I'll never know, but take pleasure in the best-guess gymnastics of it all.
The man says 'thanks', and then he continues, addressing my two sons, as if this tiny interior-exterior switcheroo at the precipice of the Hair Cuttery is cause for conversation:
Are you two going to get your hair cut? Be careful not to get it cut too short, I mean, I know our mommy is going to be a bit upset with our hair cuts. Right Sammy?We hold the door open because the man is in the process of leaving. And his son, Sammy, sitting in his motorized wheel chair is right behind him. And there's no mistaking his breathing tube, or his slightly askew facial features.
Sammy smiles and uses the joystick on the right arm rest to move the wheel chair toward the door. He's what? No more than six. And he, like his father, wants to talk:
I like my haircut. I bet their mommy will like their haircuts no matter what. Right daddy?And I know that he's talking to his father, but I'm certain that he's asking me something.
As Sammy starts moving toward the door, my youngest son, Brian, steps in front, blocking the path, and asks:
What's he doing?Brian's asking more than he can articulate, but I answer literally:
He's leaving, and he can't do that with you standing in his way.And as if Beckett penned the denouement:
Sammy (to his father): I like those boys.
Brian (to his father): I like that boy.