And I never have to do it again.
So teachers, whack me with your hardest, toughest, most challenging open-ended conundrum. Because on October 21, the Wolfram/Alpha Homework Day will arrive, promising a:
...groundbreaking, live interactive web event [that] brings together students and educators from across the country to solve your toughest assignments and explore the power of using WolframAlpha for school, college, and beyondAnd then the inexorable passage of time will triumph, ushering in October 22
(and all the days that follow), and with it, 364 days with no direct affiliation