Mutant Berry? Ate one in college. I'll never do that again.
Apocalyptic Ice? Seems Smirnoff-y, higher-proofed.
Liquid Artillery? Exists, and shame on you for serving it to minors.
You've inspired me to retreat back to my early, safer childhood; full of corn syrup and cross-promotionless freezy treats.
Curiously, do you have a flavor in line for this?