Monday, July 13, 2009

flavor danger

Dear 7-11,

Mutant Berry? Ate one in college. I'll never do that again.

Apocalyptic Ice? Seems Smirnoff-y, higher-proofed.

Liquid Artillery? Exists, and shame on you for serving it to minors.

You've inspired me to retreat back to my early, safer childhood; full of corn syrup and cross-promotionless freezy treats.

Curiously, do you have a flavor in line for this?


1 comment:

Dan said...

Why can't they take those simple freeze pops and turn them into the slurpee flavors???