What do you mean? Where am I going?
Haven't you heard? You've been dropped, or as some of the less clever have noted, 'sacrificed'.
But why? I'm a social-media marketers dream. What has Wendy's done to pump brand awareness? How about McDona--
Are you serious?
Fine. Look, there's no danger if I'm around. If anything, I've given Facebook users the chance to think about their beloved 'friends'. It's a heavy term, 'friend', and in truth, it shouldn't be deemed a collectible.
You're still outta here. And I can't help but notice some hostility in your voice.
What hostility? You're being ridiculous. Hey, I've seen your page. Three hundred friends? You don't have three hundred friends. I gave people an out, a way to refine their use and practice of the term 'friend'. What have you added to the social fabric?
Again, hostility. I think it eats you up --
Ha ha, that's funny.
--that people dropped their friends just to get a coupon for you. And in the meantime, how many friends do you have on Facebook? Twitter? You're alone. You've been alone. Your company dangled you out like bait. You're nothing more than a digitized bait-and-switch, a gastro-intestinal rope-a-dope.
Oh really? Well guess what? Sounds like you're talking about yourself and everyone like you. My company played you, no, fed you, words and whoppers, and you chomped at all of it. Empty words. Empty calories. And now, you'll just go back to empty friends. Have a nice life.
Well...I...but...you...I know! I'll follow you on Twitter if you follow me.