tough to be thankful

Blog,

My life is primarily text dependent because of you. My mind, awash in ideas, is more confused than ever. Everything I do:

• drive
• shop
• teach
• spelunk

is now subject to your analytical whims. I should seek gainful employment at Adbusters. You've stripped away enjoyment from activities previously experienced and reflected upon with smiles and glee.

Recently, my family went pumpkin picking. I'm still thinking about those pumpkins - the arrangement, the chosen ones, the rejected. I feel for pumpkins dismissed, pumpkins groped, and pumpkins left for dead.

I'm still thinking about pumpkins.

Thank you, blog.